I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. That’s to be expected.” Because of course, no woman can resist Trump’s charms. “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Possibly (/definitely) one of the creepiest things we’ve ever heard… “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” Ew. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.” We’re glad he’s so concerned about the obesity crisis. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.” Women aren’t possessions, Donald. Prior to the election, a tape from an episode of Bush) was leaked which didn’t help his case. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’” Trump has infamously hated on Rosie O’Donnell, making crude, sexist and misogynistic remarks about her on multiple occasions. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. “You’re disgusting.” To put this into context, Donald Trump said this to the opposing lawyer during a court case when she asked for a medical break to pump breast milk for her three-month-old daughter. “The point is, you can never be too greedy.” Campaign slogan = sorted. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.” Don’t worry, we won’t. “I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” What does that even ? “Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money is she does the nude sunbathing thing. Trump’s treatment of women has been the subject of much controversy, with at least 24 women accusing him of sexual assault over the past 30 years. Ah, you can always rely on Donald Trump for providing us with the most ridiculous and outrageous statements that often result in a distinctly unique feeling of combined and immense anger/frustration/disbelief. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.” Sounds a little Orwellian… “Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! “Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. ” Not the best way to kick off the New Year Donald… “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud” 7. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. You can do anything…Grab them by the pussy.’ Mexican actress Salma Hayek also revealed that Donald Trump had previously asked her to cheat on her boyfriend with him, after meeting at an event. “Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. “We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.” Hmmmm 5. Good people don’t go into government.” Well at least he’s showing some self awareness. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” And not that fabulous barnet of yours? “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming! He was caught saying, ‘When you’re a star, [women] let you do it.Funnily enough most dominant women are looking for individuals.And while she may want to know how you look in petticoats she probably wants a guy who is a man.‘We take our next steps into the world, it is with passion, courage of conviction, and most importantly have faith in yourself. So how did he go from gauche billionaire to having his finger on the red button?
However, as Jimmy Fallon pointed out, the President’s ‘inspiring’ talk was oddly reminiscent of Elle’s graduation speech. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. Find him and his 10.7 million followers @real Donald Trump. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t – they don’t write good. This was much easier.” A Trump supporter who was a former serviceman gave Trump his purple heart at a rally. “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” Megyn Kelly was just doing her job. Despite the fact that Trump would actually have more money if he’d left his whole inheritance in a high interest account, he’s viewed as a successful business man. The fact that he’s made a great deal of money is one of the central themes in his presidential campaign. You can do anything.” Somehow the gross audio from the tapes only tanked one career – and it wasn’t Donald Trump’s. “Despite the constant negative press covfefe” Trump’s manic midnight covfefe tweet stayed up for six hours after it was published, before somebody 42. ” You’d think that fellow celebrity stars turned politicians would have each other’s back. ) an organisation that put teenage girls in heels and bikinis and then had them jump around on stage. This doesn’t bode well for international relations. “Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice…but at least he tried hard! “40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan…And now it’s the tallest.” Only because 9/11 happened. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” As if he isn’t already in hot water for his ties to Russia. Donald seems to quite like being on screen because he’s got a massive list of film and TV cameos including Unsurprisingly, given his opinions on beautiful women, Donald seemed to enjoy his sideline as president of the Miss World enterprise (which is basically like being president of the United States, right?
And some, I assume, are good people.” Just another casually racial slur, then… “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.” Don’t worry, his racist outbursts aren’t just directed at Mexico. “If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. ” In his Twitter liveblogging of the Democratic debate, Trump seemed to think he was watching a talent show rather than looking for the next POTUS. “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.” We think Donald may be overestimating the power of Twitter. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! I don’t think it’s gonna happen.” Because sweating = the inability to solve a political crisis. In total, Donald has five children and eight grandchildren.